Lady LG

victorian We're talking about Serdar's link:(30.07. 16.34) Page 77 Has Serdar sent you the password? (a personal letter) It isn't in v-k site.

vistorian Not "a beard gladiator", but "the man with a beard talking to a gladiator" Neither. Serdar denies it. He isn't in the photo.

Serdar Where does it grow? On trees?

Hello, victorian! Where is your dacha situated? Is it far from our place? Are you fond of gardening?

Алинуська Честно говоря, мне тоже всех врачей жалко: к которым Вы ходили и пойдете...

Molly Malone Yes, your answers are right: "Revizor" and "Garage" Enjoy your virtual delicious plombieres! The people are having a meeting at the Zoological Museum because they're all scientists and study animals. The animals around them are not alive, they are made by taxidermists. Don't you remember Eldar Ryazanov embracing the rhino and snoring?

Serdar I'm afraid I don't know the answer. My questions: Is it big or small? Is it round? What colour is it? Did you try it in Italy?

What book? - Gentlemen! I have bad news for you. I have to inform you that an auditor is coming one of these days. - What? An auditor? - What? An auditor?

Or something like that: "But I have a husband and I'll be honest to him forever." (Но я другому отдана и буду век ему верна) Is it "Eugeni Onegin" by Alexander Pushkin?

Molly Malone I'm so glad, Miss Malone! I'll send a personal letter to you. Serdar I think it's natural to see English teachers in the English Club.

I agree to play What book? game, but we have three more Guess the film: tasks: 1. This detective looks nice and can do analytic work very well. The detective's office is in Petrovka. (Hint: The detective is a platinum blonde. The film is a screen-version of the books by a modern woman writer who is quite popular nowadays) 2. The people study animals and they're all drivers. They have a meeting at the museum to solve an important problem. They quarrel. Somebody locks the door and nobody can get out. 3. A young blond woman works on a farm and looks after pigs. She looks stupid. The actress who plays this part is considered to be the first Soviet sex-symbol. Have fun!

devaS Убедите их, что коты ОЧЕНЬ БЫСТРО ОБРАСТАЮТ. Даже если стрижешь неумело (елочки), через месяц ничего не видно. А для красоты можно оставить хвост, я так и сделала, выглядит прикольно.

АннЭтка Нет, в зоомагазинах продают ручные, собачьи. Купила для собаки, т.к. до этого две дорогущие электрические сгорели. Теперь всех стригу ручной. Очень удобно, хотя и дольше. К тому же животные не испытывают такого стресса. Ручная стоит около 1000 р. Я про то и говорю - все колтуны - долой!!! Удачи!

Molly Malone Thank you for the chocolate. It's just what I wanted: a Russian "Rot Front" chocolate without nuts! Your English is very good, Molly, and it's gramatically correct. I'm very interested to know what your job is. Is it connected with the language? What do you do, if it isn't a secret? I'll try to guess: "Birds of a feather flock together." (Proverb) (Рыбак рыбака видит издалека) Am I right? :!:

У нас два перса: кот и кошка. Второй год сама стригу кота ручной собачьей машинкой (она не шумит). Сидит спокойно, даже мурлычет и подставляет шейку. К зиме полностью обрастает. Всем рекомендую. А вот к кошке подступиться невозможно: царапается, кусается и орет дурниной. Говорит, что лучше сдохнет от жары, но свою роскошную шубу не отдаст. Вот так! )))

Thank you, Molly, you're very kind. I forgot to mention one thing: I don't wear glasses yet. "Did you pray tonight, Dezdemona?" "Othello"?

Dear friends, Thank you for your links, but I don't use "v kontakte" at all as I don't need it. Like many people in this forum I prefer to be incognito. The reason why I do it is very simple. I have been living in Pushkino all my life. I know a great many people and I wouldn't like them to recognize me when they read my posts. I have nothing to conceal from you though. I'm an ordinary Russian woman of typical European appearance. My first name is Lucy. (The letters LG stand for my initials). I'm an English teacher. My age is a secret but I have a grown-up daughter. You can see my photo on the avatar. I've chosen it out of hundreds because it shows my personality in the best way... See you! Agent 007.

Molly Malone This is a good joke. I like it. "A JOKE IS A VERY SERIOUS THING" (Winston Churchill) Have you ever wondered… - why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? - why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed? - why you have to click on “Start” to stop Windows? - why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? - why there isn’t a “mouse flavoured" cat food? - who tastes dog food when it has “new & improved” flavour? - why they call the airport “the terminal” if flying is so safe? mascara – тушь для ресниц terminal – конечная станция See you!

Serdar In Italy (a joke): Serdar is standing at the entrance of the famous Art Museum in Rome. He is studying his guide-book and talking to the doorkeeper. - Tell me, - Serdar says to the doorkeeper, - is this famous ancient vase still here? (Shows its photo in the guide-book) - Yes, sir. - And the table that costs $10.000? - Yes, sir. - And have you still that portrait of Charles I by Vandyck? - Oh yes, sir, - answers the doorkeeper, - they are all here. Won't you come in and see them? - No, I won't. I have no time to lose, - replies Serdar. - As they are still here and I have seen them in me guide-book, I can go on visiting other castles and museums. Thanks. And he hurries away.

Serdar Thank you very much! I've just seen all your photos: they're terrific! I liked everything: ancient cathedrals, fountains, statues and monuments, especially the monument to Dante. The view of the mountains in San-Marino is really breathtaking! Is it the famous statue of David? Poor Pompeii! It's really ruined but something is left. Are you and your wife anywhere in the photos? I'm sure you are. Let me guess. Are you in the group of tourists in Rome? Or are you the man with a beard talking to a gladiator? Thanks again.

One day the teacher wrote on the blackboard:"woman without her man is nothing" and asked the students to punctuate the phrase. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The girls wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing!" Which of the two do you like best, ladies? And you, gentlemen?

If the main character's name is Edward, it's "Twilight" without any doubt. I've watched this film but I can't remember any words about Lions or Lambs. I've read these 4 books. My daughter bought them and gave them to me. At first I didn't want to read but she insisted. On the one hand, this novel is really for natural blondes; on the other hand, the plot is unusual and exciting. In the end I read the 4 books from cover to cover. I feel ashamed, but I liked them...

1. Is the film American? 2. Who starred in it? 3. How many words does the name of the film consist of?

Самира You've guessed the film and get two virtual toy cars for your sons as a prize. Yes, this is unforgettable Miss Marple. There's one more actress who played her part, but I can't remember her name. She's much older than that woman and always wears a hat.

mamLusik Спасибо за рецепт. Вот почему у нас начинка такая сухая - оказывается молоком заливать надо. Учтем.