Lady LG

Molly Malone What did the guy smoke? A joint? (косяк, травка) The book isn't easy to guess. Could you give us some more information, please?

What nationality is the author of the book? Is the book classical or modern?

Yes, Molly! Your answer is right! A hot-dog goes to you.

Let's sum up. For today we have: Guess the film: 1. This detective looks nice and can do analytic work very well. The detective's office is in Petrovka. (Hint: The detective is a platinum blonde. The film is a screen-version of the books by a modern woman writer who is quite popular nowadays) 2. The man in the film can't tie a tie and doesn't like vegetarian food. Guess the book: 1. This is a scary story about a woman-cannibal. 2. Every Russian school-leaver knows this book. The main heroine is often called "a ray of sunshine in the dark empire". 3. "You're a female, Barbara! You're a she-wolf! You're leaving me for another man!" 4. "Even Leo Tolstoi didn't eat meat!!!" - "Yes, he did!!!" 5. "Come back home, my poor orphans! You're very dirty. I'll wash you with spring water and you'll sparkle like the sun again!" (Dear friends, if I've forgotten anything, add it yourselves. We're going very quickly and it's difficult to see if the task is done or undone) Have fun! See you!

Serdar That' right! You get fried potatoes and nicely browned roastbeef for lunch! Enjoy your virtual meal!

It was a very good riddle. Let him drink. Guess the film: 1. - Oh, a rival firm! - You're a fool! - You're a fool yourself! (slams the door) - What is the price of the opium for people? (knocks on the door with his boot) 2. This is a scary story about a woman-cannibal.

Molly Malone Yes, it's one of my favourite books. A virtual "Bear In The North" sweet goes to you! But what book? victorian A bottle of "Old Miller" goes to you!

Eazy reading for our guests THE FEAST Once a chief decided to give a feast to his people. He sent his men to every village. They told the people to come to the chief’s house and said, “ The chief asks each of the men to bring one bottle of palm wine and pour it into a pot at the door.” The day of the feast came. People put on their best clothes and walked to the chief’s house with their families. They stopped at the door of the chief’s house and poured their bottles into a very big pot at the door. There was a man who wanted to go to the feast very much, but he had no palm wine at home. His wife said to him, “ You must buy some palm wine.” But the man answered, “ What? I don’t want to buy wine for a feast that is free. No, no!” He thought a little and then said, “ Hundreds of people will bring their wine and pour it into the pot. A bottle of water cannot be bad for so much wine.” And so he went to the feast with a bottle of water. He poured his bottle into the pot as other people did. Then he sat down at the table with all the other people and waited for the glass of palm wine which he liked so much. The chief said, “ Let’s drink wine, dear guests!” All the guests took their glasses. But what they drank was not palm wine, but – water! So our man was not the only one who thought, “ A bottle of water cannot be bad for so much wine.” feast – пир chief – вождь palm wine – пальмовое вино pour - лить free - бесплатный

Guess the book: 1. - Sir, give me some money! Give me some money, sir! Give me... - Would you like me to give you the key to the flat where the money is?" 2. -Somebody has been eating my porridge! Somebody has been sitting on my chair! Somebody has been lying in my bed!

Molly Malone Yes, that's right. But he was wearing a YELLOW boot. Molly, you're too quick! I wanted sly victorian to guess it in revenge for "Moidoduir" Come and see me tomorrow and take anything you like from the virtual fridge az a prize!

One more "Guess the book" from me: "Once upon a time there lived a beautiful young lady. She wasn't married yet and lived alone. One day while she was walking through the field she found some money. The lady went to the market and bought some kitchen ware. Then she decided to have a tea-party and invited a lot of guests. Everybody was enjoying themselves when suddenly a terrible villain appeared. He kidnapped the lady and wanted to suck her blood. Fortunately the story has a happy end. A handsome daring young fellow killed the villain and married the lady." kitchen-ware - кухонное оборудование villain - злодей daring - отважный

Serdar No, I'm afraid you're mistaken. Yes! You get a big piece of virtual home-made cake az a prize. Thank you for the link!

Ladies and gentlemen, we have something unguessed: Guess the film: 1. This detective looks nice and can do analytic work very well. The detective's office is in Petrovka. (Hint: The detective is a platinum blonde. The film is a screen-version of the books by a modern woman writer who is quite popular nowadays) 2. This man is blond. He is tall. There's something wrong with his footwear. 3. A young blond woman works on a farm and looks after pigs. She looks stupid. The actress who plays this part is considered to be the first Soviet sex-symbol. And Guess the book from me: "Never ask for anything from anybody, especially from those who are stronger than you. They will offer you everything and give you everything themselves."

Serdar If you think I'm a hacker, you're mistaken. When I have problems with my notebook, I often feel helpless and ask my daughter for help (she's fair-haired, but not blond) We often cycle to the Utchinskoe Storage Pond to have a swim though it's strictly forbidden. victorian Great!

Алинуська К сожалению, ничего не могу посоветовать. Я не врач. А какая реанимационная бригада может стоять над полуторокилограммовым йорком? С каким таким особым оборудованием? Я думаю, наши и сами справятся, если что. Кстати, почитайте в этом же разделе: "Хорошие врачи и клиники", только полистайте странички, это где-то подальше.

Serdar Ladies of noble birth have holidays all year round because they don't have to work. I can't imagine myself riding a horse, but I often ride a bicycle. My bike is nice, small and red. Its name is STELS. It can be folded and easily put in the lift.

Алинуська Вот и умница. Все будет хорошо.

Molly Malone Is it "War And Peace"? Serdar I'm afraid of horses. They kick! They are so big! If I saw a horse, I would scream!

Neither have I.

Я про то и говорю. Мы сами с перепугу ничего не воспринимаем, а виноватыми оказываются врачи - не предположила, не предложила.. Так не торопитесь, переспрашивайте, записывайте. Ну какие могут быть брошюры, если у каждого животного свои проблемы? А информацию всегда можно найти в интернете.

Molly! You didn't answer Serdar's question. You should have translated this construction into Russian. Условные предложения I типа в самых простых словах: Если погода будет хорошей, мы пойдем гулять. В русском языке в обеих частях употребляем будущее время. В англ. языке в условной части вместо будущего употребляется настоящее If the weather is fine, we shall go for a walk. Это реальное условие, т.е. событие может произойти в будущем. Условные предложения II типа Это нереальное условие: предложения типа: Если бы да кабы... , относятся к настоящему времени. Если бы погода была хорошей, мы бы пошли гулять. (А она сейчас плохая и мы не идем) Опускаем глаголы "на ступеньку" ниже, в прошедшее, но вместо WAS лучше всегда говорить WERE If the weather were fine, we would go for a walk. Еще несколько примеров на I и II тип: If I HAVE money, I'll buy a car. (если будут..... то куплю) If I HAD money, I would buy a car. (если бы были,... то купил бы, а их нет) If he IS here, he will help us. (если будет... то поможет) If he WERE here, he would help us. (если бы он был... то помог бы, а его нет) Есть еще III тип (к прошедшему времени)

А что они такого сделали? После одного-двух визитов Вы делаете вывод о некомпетентности врачей, совершенно не заботясь об их репутации. Вот потому и жалко: кто будет третьим, четвертым...? Алинуська! А почему после посещения врача у Вас возникает такое большое количество вопросов? (Читала консультации на Фениксе) Не обижайтесь, но может быть Вы просто плохо слушаете? Это можно понять: лично я на приеме настолько волнуюсь за свое любимое животное, что теряю способность нормально соображать. Теперь перед визитом записываю интересующие вопросы и не ухожу, пока не получу ответы: на то она и консультация. Была у многих врачей, и все они были терпеливы и доброжелательны, никто не торопил и из кабинета не выгонял. Надеюсь, у Мухи все наладится. Удачи!

the next will be... ...will be ... the lawn-mower! Dear friends, I'm not able to write... I'm dying of Homeric laughter... Tomorrow... See you tomorrow... Good night!

A porcupine fruit? (дикобраз)

victorian Now I don't understand anything (I'm the chief-blonde as you know ) Have you opened Serdar's link about his trip to Italy? (It's for English Club's members only and you need the password to open it) Have you got the password now or shall I send it to you? Sorry my stupidity! By the way: blond - 1. о волосах: blond hair 2. блондин (м.род) blonde - блондинка (ж.род) See you!