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Ladies and gentlemen! For the present moment we have: Guess the film: To tell the truth I have no idea. Guess the book The girl whose name was Helen had a younger brother called Johnny. He was naughty and got into trouble. With the help of her new friends Helen managed to save Johnny's life. A riddle: Serdar was given 5 bottles of beer "Kozel" as a prize. He is pleased. He likes "Kozel" How many bottles of beer can Serdar drink on an empty stomach? Have fun! See you!

Molly Malone Yes, you're right. This is "Romance At Work". What prize would you like to get this time? Have you had the new windows installed? Do they look nice? Did you have a beer-party on the occasion?

This is just what I meant.

victorian No, I didn't. Molly doesn't need such mushrooms: she's cool and crazy enough without them

Do you mean hallcinogenic ones? I know where they can be found. In the meadow, near the river Utcha. My friends and I sometimes go there with our dogs and in autumn we often see some teenagers crawling in the long grass and looking for magic mushrooms. They are brown and very, very small.

victorian I'm sure she will eat both. No problem. I've just made some for you. It's very tasty and healthy. Enjoy your porridge while it's hot.

Искренне рада за Вас и за Муху. А постричь маленько не хотите? Легче будет.

Serdar A little more information, please! It's impossible to guess. Yes, it's "The Shkid Republic". You get a piece of delicious cake too. Enjoy your tea!

Do you have a sweet tooth? Here is your prize. Enjoy your tea!

And let's have a good laugh:

At last! The forum wasn't working all day! Ladies and gentlemen! For the present we have: Guess the film 1."Do you like to gather mushrooms? Oh, it's wonderful! Brown-cap boletuses... They're under birch trees. Orange-cap boletuses... They're under aspen trees... And maslyata... They like low places. Drink... Drink..." 2. "The cat has four legs and a long tail behind. But you can't touch it because it's very small." 3. "Gentlemen, I haven't been eating for seven days..." 4. - Mary! Is the goose ready? - Shut up, you, glutton! (a great eater) Have fun!

Molly Malone If your Internet is too slow to download a picture, I can help and send a prize to Mr Serdar for you.

Easy reading for our guests A young Englishman wanted to go to New York by sea to visit his friend. He had little money. He booked a ticket and decided to do without meals. On the first day he walked along the deck, looked at the sea and enjoyed his voyage. When the companions went to the restaurant, he stayed on the deck saying he was not hungry. On the second day he didn’t go to the restaurant either. On the third day the young man got so hungry that he said to himself: “I’m going to eat even if they throw me overboard.” He ate and drank everything with great appetite. When he finished with his dessert, he said bravely to the waiter: “How much do I owe you?” Great was his surprise when the waiter answered: “Nothing, sir. On the ship meals are included in the cost of your ticket.” That was the last day of the man’s sea voyage.

And I'll make a cake! Serdar I'm sure you will take part in the celebration. How can we do without you? Would you like to be responsible for beverages for the party? P.S. Where is Самира, I wonder?

Molly Malone Yes, that's right. "Ой вы, бедные сиротки мои, утюги и сковородки мои, вы идите, мои милые домой, я водою вас умою ключевой. Я почищу вас песочком, окачу вас кипяточком, и вы будете опять словно солнышко, сиять." Here you are:

Ladies and gentlemen! For the present we have: Guess the film: 1."Do you like to gather mushrooms? Oh, it's wonderful! Brown-cap boletuses... They're under birch trees. Orange-cap boletuses... They're under aspen trees... And maslyata... They like low places. Drink... Drink..." 2. "The cat has four legs and a long tail behind. But you can't touch it because it's very small." 3. "Gentlemen, I haven't been eating for seven days..." 4. - May I show a flying-queen trick? - Very good... but without cards. Have fun!

Ladies and gentlemen! I have an idea. You see, we're going very quickly and now we're approaching to Page 100. It's an anniversary, isn't it? Why don't we celebrate it? I suggest that we should congratulate each other on this event and send something very, very interesting for Page 100. What do you think of it?

The Language of Crime Answers: All Serdar's answers are right! See 06.08, 15.22 Serdar gets a delicious caviar sandwich as a prize!

I know!!! It's "boiled buckwheat out of axe"! (kasha iz topora)

victorian Thank you for the prize but... I'm very sorry... What's this? An axe???

Ladies and gentlemen! I like to gather mushrooms very much. Do you? Then guess the film: Words: orange-cap boletus - подосиновик brown-cap boletus - подберезовик birch tree - береза aspen tree - осина Guess the film: "Do you like to gather mushrooms? Oh, it's wonderful! Brown-cap boletuses... They're under birch trees. Orange-cap boletuses... They're under aspen trees... And maslyata... They like low places. Drink... Drink..."

victorian It's a dialogue between Leonov and the professor from Denmark. "Autumn Marathon" And what about this one? Guess the book: "Come back home, my poor orphans! You're very dirty. I'll wash you with spring water and you'll sparkle like the sun again!" Hint: this is a poem about a woman who hates washing up. Remember your "Moidodyir"!

victorian Dear victorian! Thank you very much for your reasonable advice, but my eating habbits can't be changed. I don't feel hungry in the morning and can't go to bed if my stomach is empty. I've been eating like that all my life and I've never been fat. They say it's a good metabolism (обмен веществ) After a glass of kefir in the evening I feel hungrier. As a result, at midnight I go to the kitchen, open the fridge, look into it in search of someting tasty and ... Yes, you're right! But you are a man! Men have always been fed well in our family. By the way, what is it?

Molly Malone Yes, I do, but if anybody told me that he read Shakespeare in the original and understood anything, I'd never believe. Shakespeare is very difficult to read; his language differs from modern in grammar and vocabulary. But some lines are understandable and enjoyable, for example, Sonnet 76: "For as the sun is daily new and old, so is my love still telling what is told." "Все то же солнце ходит надо мной, но и оно не блещет новизной"(пер. Маршака)

Serdar I agree with you. "Dog doesn't eat dog" (Proverb) - Ворон ворону глаз не выклюет. Thank you for the recipe, but I never have breakfast, just a cup of coffee. I usually have a big meal before going to bed...