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It's elementary. Just a moment! Molly! What do you adore? Самира!What do you like? Serdar!What do you use? victorian!What do you explore? I don't know what I know. Please answer my questions as soon as possible. I want a tour to Paris!

victorian You are making fun of dear Molly and me! Don't forget: your hair is blond too. Dear friends! This is victorian's test in Maths when he was a pupil.

And I know a story about terrorists: ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, every Saturday, at 2 p.m. all Russian women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help spot any neighbouring terrorists. Circling your block for an hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to sit in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Taliban, to demonstrate that they think it’s OK to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Russian women. And since the Taliban doesn’t approve of alcohol, a bottle of beer at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The Russian government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. naked – обнаженный sin - грех circling your block – патрулирование квартала

Yes, "проценты".

Reading for everybody: One day a woman went into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. She said she was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The bank officer told her that the bank would need some kind of security for such a loan, so the woman handed him the keys to a new Rolls Royce that was parked in the street in front of the bank. The officer agreed to take the car as the guarantee for the loan. A clerk drove the Rolls Royce into the bank’s underground garage and parked it there. Two weeks later the woman returned, repaid $ 5,000 and the interest which came to $ 15. The loan officer came up to her and said, “ We are very happy to have had your business, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked out your accounts and found out that you were a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $ 5,000 ?” “Well, where else in Manhatten can I park my car for two weeks for $15?” the woman replied. See you tomorrow! Good night!

Serdar , Yes, your answer is wrong. Reread carefully: "...on an empty stomach" You can put in "a cup of coffee" or "an egg" instead of "a bottle of beer". It doesn't matter.

Serdar This time you're right! Have a sandwich! It's nice, isn't it?

Serdar No, unfortunately your answers are wrong! Try again! This film was shown on TV not long ago. It was much spoken about. Ask questions.

Serdar, Molly, Самира, victorian Send something from you, please! I have no fantasy.... I want to guess films and order prizes too!

For the present moment we have: A riddle Serdar was given 5 bottles of beer "Kozel" as a prize. He is pleased. He likes "Kozel" How many bottles of beer can Serdar drink on an empty stomach? Guess the film 1. "I've been living in orphanages since childhood and I've never had home... Why was I born? Why did my mother bear me?" 2. - I love you! I do love you! - But I am a man!!! - Well, everybody has their own drawbacks... 3. The film has many "seasons". It's for very clever people. I can't tell you anything more because I didn't understand much. Guess the book: The girl is crying bitterly. She doesn't want to marry the man whose name is Mr Mole. Have fun!

Molly Malone But it's awful, dear Molly! I can't believe my ears. Your scales must be out of order. And how tall are you? Don't listen to victorian and eat anything you like. A lady should be slim but not skinny. Men don't like skinny women, believe me, they are not dogs.

Serdar "Older men declare war. But it is the young that fight and die." Herbert Hoover

... and grill... By the way, I don't think Molly is overweight. She works hard in the garden, in the open air. No wonder she has a good appetite. I'm a great eater too but weigh about 60 kilos.

Serdar But you haven't written the name of the film. What is it? I'm ready to take your order. What prize would you like to get for the right answer?

One more Guess the film: - You are attractive. I'm devilishly attractive. At 6 o'clock. Near the barn. Will you come? - No. I'll tell me husband and he will turn you into a ........ (and complete the last word, please)

Molly Malone You're right. Will you be able to eat one more little pie today?

Самира Hello, Самира! Haven't seen you for ages! How are you? You've missed a lot of delicious prizes! We're going to celebrate the 100-page anniversary of our club. What are you going to do? Sing, dance or cook someting tasty?

Let's sum up, dear friends. For the present moment we have: A riddle Serdar was given 5 bottles of beer "Kozel" as a prize. He is pleased. He likes "Kozel" How many bottles of beer can Serdar drink on an empty stomach? And two more Guess the film tasks: 1. - Everybody likes her: teachers, parents.... - And children! Even children! 2. "I've been living in orphanages since childhood and I've never had home... Why was I born? Why did my mother bear me?" Have a nice weekend, everybody!

Molly Malone At a time or since morning? What will victorian say?

Serdar Then it is "The very Munhausen" I suppose. Molly, what do you think?

Serdar How nice of you! Thank you very much! I'll eat your delicious ice-cream right now. I don't know the translation either. It doesn't matter.

But they are not really Molly's friends, they are just her summer neighbours. Neighbours can't be chosen or changed. By the way, I know two good proverbs about that: A hedge between keeps friendship green. Good fences make good neighbours (Чем выше заборы, тем лучше соседи) I quite agree with these words.

Serdar Is it "Munhauzen's Adventures"?

Molly Malone Don't worry, let victorian have cabbage salad himself. Vegetables are good for his health. And we'll enjoy a huge pizza (before going to bed). Is it big enough?

Serdar You're good at history but I am not. I'm afraid my answer is wrong. Is it "Shield And Sword"?