Lady LG

Sorry, friends, I'm sleepy...

victorian You really deserve this title:

Serdar "Shi" is cabbage soup. A delicious Russian national dish. Especially with sour cream... Can your wife cook cabbage soup? Or "borsh"?

victorian No doubt, I approve of your choice, victorian. Molly is a real angel! But I have 3 questions to you: 1. Does your mother-in-law know English? 2. Does she sometimes visit our forum? 3. Are you afraid of your mother-in-law?

Serdar Did you have a birthday party? Did you succeed in cooking? Our kindest regards to Mrs Serdar. Many happy returns of the day! And some flowers to her from all of us!

Molly Malone Never mind! Manual labour in the open air is good for his health. But victorian hopes for a huge meal when he wakes up. Have you cooked anything tasty for him? Oh, I forget... Victorian doesn't eat anything in the evening! Have you got a glass of kefir?

Where is victorian, I wonder? How is he? And where is Serdar? I'm afraid our gentlemen took a very active part in yesterday's celebration... Ladies and gentlemen! For today we have some tasks for fun and profit: Guess the film: 1. - Come on! Make a speech! Everybody is waiting! - Well, we were building, building, building ... And at last we have built! - Hurray!!! 2. - You are a falcon, Comrade Eagle! - Sorry, but I'm not Comrade Eagle... - And what did I say? You are an eagle, Comrade Falcon! A real eagle! A riddle A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? (Hint: This method is outdated, it isn't used nowadays) A special puzzle for clever gimini Have fun! See you!

Всех с праздником! Здоровья, счастья, удачи!

Molly Malone No, I didn't but gimini did. gimini Oh, God! That's victorian! That's him! Poor guy! He has drunk too much whisky! Ladies, my dear fellow blondes! Let's go out and take victorian home or I'm afraid he'll lose his way! gimini Did you really perform an Irish dance? I can't recognize you. Where are you in the photo?

Happy Birthday to you, Pushkino! Congratulations and best wishes to everyone who lives in it! Be happy!

This is our town. Pushkino looks nice in any season but it's especially beautiful in spring when trees are in blossom. I do love my native town. I wouldn' like to live anywhere else.

Самира's husband has just presented her with a new notebook. She is in delight! Congratulations to you, Самира! Have a nice day!

Molly Malone Molly! We've been waiting for your promised dance for a very long time and at last we can see it! Thank you very much! You look terrific! Unfortunately the picture is very small.

I've just met Serdar in the park. He was very serious. He was reading a newspaper. Congratulations to you, Serdar! Have a nice day!

victorian Thank you very much for the old Scottish melody! I enjoyed it very much. My congratulations to you, victorian! Yes, the weather is fine and windless, but...

I've just met an Irish gnome in the main square. Oh, this is gimini! Congratulations, gimini! Have a good time!

A usual joke from Blondes' Club: Molly Malone and victorian are walking in the park. Molly looks very nice because not long ago she dyed her hair blond. Victorian is reciting his new poem to Molly and she is listening to him in admiration. Suddenly a pigeon flies by and deposits a poppy little present on victorian's cap. "Yech! Get some toilet paper!" victorian cries. "What for? He must be half a mile away by now," replies Molly.

Molly Malone No, Molly, the woman had a very good loving husband and their family was very friendly.

gimini Yes, I tried to shoot my husband too but I wasn't very good at it. Don't tell the answer, please, let the others try. Yes, that's right! And you get one more special puzzle : One day the police found a gold ring, a picture and a coat in the car. They found out that those things belonged to a film star, a doctor and a businessman. The ring didn’t belong to a doctor. The coat didn’t belong to a businessman. The picture belonged to a woman. The film star didn’t wear coats. Who did the picture belong to? ... and a nice prize!

Ladies and gentlemrn! For today we have some tasks for fun and profit: Guess the film: 2. - You are a falcon, Comrade Eagle! - Sorry, but I'm not Comrade Eagle... - And what did I say? You are an eagle, Comrade Falcon! A real eagle! A riddle: A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? (Hint: This method is outdated, it isn't used nowadays) A special puzzle for clever gimini: Four people work in an office: two women and two men. Ann likes Catherine but she doesn’t like the two men. Peter doesn’t like the person that Ann likes, but he likes Ann. Only one person likes Catherine. John likes two people. One person doesn’t like Ann. Who is it? Have fun! See you!

Serdar I prefer another translation. Редьярд Киплинг "Если""Заповедь" (Перевод С. Маршака) О, если ты спокоен, не растерян, Когда теряют головы вокруг, И если ты себе остался верен, Когда в тебя не верит лучший друг, И если ждать умеешь без волненья, Не станешь ложью отвечать на ложь, Не будешь злобен, став для всех мишенью, Но и святым себя не назовешь, - И если ты своей владеешь страстью, А не тобою властвует она, И будешь твёрд в удаче и в несчастье, Которым, в сущности, цена одна, И если ты готов к тому, что слово Твоё в ловушку превращает плут, И, потерпев крушенье, можешь снова - Без прежних сил - возобновлять свой труд. И если ты способен всё, что стало Тебе привычным, выложить на стол, Всё проиграть и вновь начать сначала, Не пожалев того, что приобрел, И если можешь, сердце, нервы, жилы Так завести, чтобы вперед нестись, Когда с годами изменяют силы И только воля говорит: "держись!" - И если можешь быть в толпе собою, При короле с народом связь хранить И, уважая мнение любое, Главы перед молвою не клонить, И если будешь мерить расстоянье Секундами, пускаясь в дальний бег, - Земля - твоё, мой мальчик, достоянье, И более того, ты - человек!

Serdar Gentlemen! Don't be afraid of Molly. Deep in her soul she is white and pussy.

gimini 1. raft 2. right 3. Do you think I know how to translate "стрежень"? Let it be "The Song About Stepan Razin." That's right too. This is your prize:

Самира All the songs are in Russian. We agreed to guess songs which are very famous and which everybody knows.

victorian Thank you for your invitation. Самира Thank you for the song. I liked it. And the singer is very attractive. Ladies and gentlemen! For the present moment we have: Guess the film: 1. - Come on! Make a speech! Everybody is waiting! - Well, we were building, building, building ... And at last we have built! - Hurray!!! 2.- This is a bottle of perfume. You'll give it to my mother. And please try to make a favourable impression on my parents. Guess the song: 1. "Let my way won't be easy, but despite all my troubles my vehicle is not so bad." (This is one of my favourite songs) 2. "When you're with me I forget about everything. I dive into love like into the sea." 3. A man and his companions drink a lot. In the morning the man drowns his girl-friend. Have fun!