English Club

[Lady LG 4 159]

I know! I know! It`s "Iceberg". Right?

Yes!Enjoy your beer!

[Lady LG 4 159]

Просмотр сообщенияLady LG сказал: Guess the book: (there's also a screen version of this book) " The young girl feels very upset. She is about to cry. Nobody invites her for a dance." Просмотр сообщенияDinka сказал: Is it a book by Russian or foreign writer? Russian. And it's very, very long...

 

Come on, friends! It's easy!

 

Hint 2. The author of this book had a very long beard.

 

Talking about horoscopes... Find a misprint:

The text below contains a mistake where one letter IS MISSED. For example, if the word should be BOX it is printed as OX.

 

"VIRGO (24 Aug-22 Sept) This is not a week to be sociable. Somebody is jealous of you. Don't travel. Say at home if you can. Avoid meetings with strangers.

A week to be careful, but don't despair, your luck will change next week."

 

Good luck! Have fun and send your tasks please! I want to get prizes too. See you!

[Dinka 75]

Come on, friends! It's easy!

Hint 2. The author of this book had a very long beard.

 

Only "War and peace" by Tolstoy came to my mind. Am I right?

[Dinka 75]

Lady LG, it's too easy

 

Find a misprint:

Say at home if you can.

 

For sure "Stay" instead of "Say".

[Lady LG 4 159]

Only "War and peace" by Tolstoy came to my mind. Am I right?

And your mind didn't fail you. It's "War and Peace" and you get your delicious prize:

[Lady LG 4 159]

Two more "Guess the film" tasks for you and everybody:

 

1. " - Can I have the furniture in the evening and pay the money in the morning?" - Yes, you can. But money first."

 

2. "On the one hand having three wives is splendid. It goes without saying.

But on the other hand you have three mothers-in-law too."

 

Ask questions! Good luck!

[MSC 2 637]

Two more "Guess the film" tasks for you and everybody:

 

1. " - Can I have the furniture in the evening and pay the money in the morning?" - Yes, you can. But money first."

 

2. "On the one hand having three wives is splendid. It goes without saying.

But on the other hand you have three mothers-in-law too."

 

Ask questions! Good luck!

 

may I join your Club? I'd love to, it looks perfect

1) 12 chairs

2) Cauasian Captive

[victorian 8 431]

@MSC,

 

Welcome to English club!

By the way, there is one tradition in our Club for all newcomers - would you mind to fill the special questionnaire, it`s very easy. I hope @Lady LG, will publish it here for you as soon as possible

[MSC 2 637]

Of course, I will, with pleasure! Traditions should be always respected

[Lady LG 4 159]

MSC

 

Welcome to our club!

 

victorian is kidding! But you really have to answer one question: "What colour is your hair?"

 

The matter is that all the ladies in our club dyed their hair blond and we organized "Blondes' Club".

(Blondes are supposed to be stupid as you know)

If you want to join us, go to the shop and get some hair-dye immediately! :lady: :lady:

[Lady LG 4 159]

1) 12 chairs 2) Cauasian Captive

And you are quite right! Here's your prize:

[Lady LG 4 159]

Two more "Guess the film" tasks:

 

1. Daughter: I'll lose my husband because of you!

Mother: That's not a big loss!

 

2. - She is going to become a mother!!!

- And I'm going to become a father. Гы-ы-ы!

 

3. The man is going to the seaside for the first time in his life. He is very nervous. His wife ironed his tie and nobody can tie it again.

 

And a joke from "Blondes' Club":

 

Molly: My boyfriend is really clever, he has brains enough for two.

Her mother: He sounds like the right boy for you!

 

Good luck! Send your tasks! See you!

[MSC 2 637]

Nice to meet you all, ladies. I'm natural brown, cannot join your Blondes Club right now. But I will think it over ))))))))

[MSC 2 637]

Lady LG, thank you for the prize, it's perfect

 

2. - She is going to become a mother!!!

- And I'm going to become a father.

"Ы-Operation and other adventures of Shurik". -Ы- is in Russian, hope you will acccept. I don't see a variant to write it is English

[Lady LG 4 159]

I don't see a variant to write it is English

 

I can't translate "Гы-ы-ы!" from Russian into English either.

 

Your answer is correct and you get one more delicious prize.